Saturday, November 29, 2008

Freddie's Black Friday


Freddie here. I am SOOOOO tired! You're not gonna believe this story! EVERYONE knows the day after Thanksgiving is the biggest shopping day of the year AND it's the day I've been anticipating for MONTHS!!! This morning at 8 AM, the new Galaxy Wars video game went on sale. So last night, I grabbed my Nug Nug costume, my Galaxy Wars sleeping bag, my favorite light stick, 3 bottles of water, two granola bars, and my two-way radio and headed over to Blessed Buy. I secured my position in line as number 52, which I was sure would be fine -- the store told me they'd have 55 copies. I called them 142 times to make sure.
Anyway, I stayed up all night and just when they were about to open the door, the cops showed up and escorted Sam -- of all people -- straight into the store. Then... a Blessed Buy employee came out and said ALL of the copies of Galaxy Wars were GONE! SAM BOUGHT THEM ALL! Turns out Sam's mom is dating one of the cops (she met him when she was in jail on Thanksgiving).
So, Sam put ALL but one copy of Galaxy Wars on Splashface for sale... She said I could have the last one, but I'd have to camp outside her house all night! Ugh, I just can't win with her!

Oh, just to show what a HUGE Galaxy Wars fan I am, here's a pic of me when I was younger dressed to go to the Galaxy Wars Convention!

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Galini

There's this pie shop called Galini's. And they have the most awesomest Coconut Cream Pie you've EVER tasted. Anyway, last week – sadly – Mr. Galini went to that big pie shop in the sky (In other words, he died). But it's okay, cuz he was like 100 or something. His granddaughter, Trudy was the ONLY person who had the secret family recipe. So, I had to date her to get it. Um, can you say, "GROSS?"

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Lewbert...Not Great in '08

You know our crazy doorman, Lewbert? The one with the totally hideous wart on his face? Well, he ACTUALLY believes he COULD be the next President of the United States. So today, he announced to our building that he is going for it... running for President. Ya. We know it's totally crazy. Ridiculous, actually. But he asked us to use iCarly.com to help him with his campaign. Carly, Sam, and Freddie REFUSED to help him. .So here it is, Lewbert wants you, the fans of iCarly, to pick his campaign poster.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

How I Quit My Suckish Job


As you might have heard, Carly and Freddie counted up all the money I owed them -- a total of 526 bucks. That's a whole lotta money -- that I didn't have. So I had to get a job to pay them back. The only place that would actually hire me was this place called Chili My Bowl because of my extensive experience with eating chili. BUT WORKING WAS HORRIBLE. I couldn't watch TV, play on the internet, or EVEN eat the chili. But I still worked for a couple of days. Then, luckily some dude came in and handed me an envelope full of cash -- it was EXACTLY $526 -- what a lucky break!!! I quit in less than 30 seconds. I thought that I handled quitting my job very maturely... but after watching this video carefully... I think I might have been a little too excited. What do you think?

iwear penny t's









So Spencer's got this friend named Socko who makes all of his crazy socks. And, Socko has a brother named Tyler who -- of course -- makes all of Spencer's neon ties. Anyway, Socko and Tyler have a sister named Penny. And she makes these really cool shirts that she calls Penny T's. Each shirt has a crazy saying that makes us laugh! You're probably wondering why they're called PENNY T's -- It's because, if you look closely, each shirt has a penny sewn on one of the sleeves (They're kinda like penny loafers except they're not lame!). So, next time you watch iCarly see if you can spot our Penny T's!

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

NEW MOIVE

A new moive i go to japan a new moive cameing to tv so go now.