Gibby with Ladies Stockings On His Head

Hey fellow weberinos. Spencer here.

It's pretty common knowledge that my sister's "eccentric" friend Gibby will do anything for 5 dollars. Like couple days ago our toilet backed up and I didn't have a plunger. But I did have five dollars... Let's just say if you meet Gibby this week, don't shake his hand.

So, last week we asked you, the iCarly fans, what you wanted to see Gibby do. And you chose: Make him wear women's stockings on his head. (BTW, Gibby had no idea we were doing any of this. Daring. We know.) Anyway, I just wanted to share how this conversation went today:

Me (Spencer): Hey Gibby, the fans want you to put a pair of women's stockings (or pantyhose as they're sometimes called) on your head.

Gibby: No. Not a chance. No way.

Me: What if I say I have 5 dollars with your name on it IF you do it?

Gibby: Does it really have my name on it?

Me: No, but it could be yours!

Gibby: Can the stockings be red fishnets?

Me: Yes

My Christmas Gift

Yo, ho, ho! Happy Holidays! It's me, Carly :)

Okay, I love my brother and think he's great at many things. However, hiding Christmas presents isn't one of them. Every year Spencer "hides" my Christmas presents from me before he wraps them and puts them under the tree. But the problem is, he always puts them in the most obvious places and I end up finding them by accident. Like last year, he bought me a flamingo lawn decoration and hid it in my shower. Of course, I found it the very next morning. (BTW, I don't know what I'm supposed to do with a flamingo lawn decoration considering we don't have a lawn and I'm totally afraid of birds!)

This year, Spencer "hid" my gift under the kitchen sink. But then he asked me to take out the garbage -- which is located UNDER THE KITCHEN SINK! So I found my Christmas present already. And it's a nose-hair trimmer! Apparently Spencer thinks I have a nose hair problem! He should talk, Mr. Nasal Forest.

My NEW New Year's Resolutions

Hey y'all. Spencer here with the very first iCarly blog of 2010!

So yesterday I had no plans for New Year's Eve and I couldn't have been more excited!!! Carls was hanging out with Sam all day and I was free to just lay around and be totally lazy. I was relaxin’ on the couch, watching a little televised sports action, drinkin’ Wahoo Punch when I suddenly realized that I still hadn't finished my New Year’s Resolutions from last year!

Here's the 4 resolutions I made for 2009:

1. Lose 3 pounds.

2. Save money.

3. Do one nice thing for someone EVERY DAY.

4. Keep ALL my 2009 resolutions.

So, I decided to get up off the warm, comfy couch and just take care of all of my resolutions right then.

To tackle the first one (lose 3 pounds), I went to the gym, sat in the sauna, and sweated off 2 pounds! But I still had to lose one more pound so I just cut off a 1 pound chunk of my hair. Resolution #1: Check!

Then when I got back to the house, I gathered up all the stuff that I picked up at the junkyard and had a massive yard sale, made lots of money, and put it all in my piggy bank! Resolution #2: Check!

For resolution #3 (Do one nice thing for someone EVERY DAY of the year), I had to find AT LEAST 365 people to do something nice for. So I tweeted a message announcing that I will give every single person who came to my apartment complex at 4:40 PM a cheeseburger. Over 400 people came -- and I ended up spending more money than I had saved from the yard sale :( Resolution #3: Check!

This year I'm getting all of my resolutions over with on New Year's Day! Here are my New Year's Resolutions for 2010:

1. Grow my hair back out. ('Cause people LOVE my hair.)

2. Buy ALL my junkyard stuff back ('Cause it's all really cool and I miss it.).

3. Stop doing nice things for people. (Can you believe some guy gave his cheeseburger back to me and said he only liked cheddar cheese and the burger I gave him had American cheese on it!?!)

Later.

Lewbert...Not Great in '08

You know our crazy doorman, Lewbert? The one with the totally hideous wart on his face? Well, he ACTUALLY believes he COULD be the next President of the United States. So today, he announced to our building that he is going for it... running for President. Ya. We know it's totally crazy. Ridiculous, actually. But he asked us to use iCarly.com to help him with his campaign. Carly, Sam, and Freddie REFUSED to help him. .So here it is, Lewbert wants you, the fans of iCarly, to pick his campaign poster.

How I Quit My Suckish Job

As you might have heard, Carly and Freddie counted up all the money I owed them -- a total of 526 bucks. That's a whole lotta money -- that I didn't have. So I had to get a job to pay them back. The only place that would actually hire me was this place called Chili My Bowl because of my extensive experience with eating chili. BUT WORKING WAS HORRIBLE. I couldn't watch TV, play on the internet, or EVEN eat the chili. But I still worked for a couple of days. Then, luckily some dude came in and handed me an envelope full of cash -- it was EXACTLY $526 -- what a lucky break!!! I quit in less than 30 seconds. I thought that I handled quitting my job very maturely... but after watching this video carefully... I think I might have been a little too excited. What do you think?

iwear penny t's

So Spencer's got this friend named Socko who makes all of his crazy socks. And, Socko has a brother named Tyler who -- of course -- makes all of Spencer's neon ties. Anyway, Socko and Tyler have a sister named Penny. And she makes these really cool shirts that she calls Penny T's. Each shirt has a crazy saying that makes us laugh! You're probably wondering why they're called PENNY T's -- It's because, if you look closely, each shirt has a penny sewn on one of the sleeves (They're kinda like penny loafers except they're not lame!). So, next time you watch iCarly see if you can spot our Penny T's!